Author(s): Workman Calendars; Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

Calendars

They said what?
Yep, they actually said it. Gaffes, malapropisms, and moments of breathtaking stupidity--quoted verbatim--from entertainers, politicians, sports stars, and influencers. So shake your head at the inanity of it all, then have a really good laugh. Head-scratching headlines: Policeman Loses Nose in Circumcision Ceremony--Associated Press. Silly similes: "And Seaman, just like a falling oak, manages to change direction."--sportscaster John Motson. Little-known tax rules: "To meet the qualifying children test, your child must be younger than you."--IRS website. Plus, celebrity pomposity, unfortunate typos, and questionable actual book titles: How to Train Goldfish Using Dolphin Training Techniques. Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.